- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Niki Minaj's ass

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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