Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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