A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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