Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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LIE

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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