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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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