What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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God

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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