Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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