- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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