Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Swag.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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