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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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