Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Alex Eggbert

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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