- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

women's rights.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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