- Anti Joke

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.