- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Ham sandwich

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

knock knock come in

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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