Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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