- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Hi Jacob You cool

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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