Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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