- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Joey mayer's face

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

what happened to your gran you tell me

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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