Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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where are you?

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Johnson stops eating

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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