What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Alex Eggbert

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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