- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

A man made a sandwich.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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