A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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The cow went moo

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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