What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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women playing football?

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What's 4+7 47

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Yo mamas so fat

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1+1 =? Too

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Anti Joke

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