- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

mark is mark

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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