Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Stephen Walking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Ham sandwich

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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