- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

fart+fart=poop

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

...NO.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

women's rights

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Chicken

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

sarah taylor

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