What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Obama

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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