- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Cancer.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

i saw your mom, i said hi

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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