Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

the cast of the jersey shore

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

where are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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