- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

what is big and white? the moon

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

this is gay

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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