It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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JEWS

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Womens rights.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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