- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

A man made a sandwich.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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