wanna hear a joke? not really

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

You smell like shit

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Johnson stops eating

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Spinabifita

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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