How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Canada AYY

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poop

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Bake until golden at 375

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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