Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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asian drivers.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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mc hammers income.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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