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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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