Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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DOWN

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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