What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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