- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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