Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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YOLO.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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