What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the jew die Really...

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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