- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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