man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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this girl died

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Gays

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anti jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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