2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Jason Connor.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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24

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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