- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

wanna hear a joke? not really

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Male penises.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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