Jason Connor.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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this is a joke

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Ouch.

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Spinabifita

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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