Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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A black guy with his family.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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