- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Jason Connor.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

this is a joke

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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