- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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