Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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