- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

mark is mark

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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