- Anti Joke

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

asian, do math

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

asian, do math

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Anti Joke

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

asian, do math

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.