Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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