- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

You

Joey mayer's face

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??