What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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