Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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asian, do math

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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