Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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