Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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