How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

1 + 1 = 3

A baby seal walks into a club...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Jared Gough is a slut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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