- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

What does A duck smoke? Quack

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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