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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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