- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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