Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Ken wins!

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Woman's Rights

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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