Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

A man made a sandwich.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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