If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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asian drivers.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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