- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Weiner

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Republicans

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

I like pom

motley crew

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

The cow went moo

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

I lost my tractor.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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