- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Niki Minaj's ass

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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