want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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