What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

1 + 1 = 3

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

A baby seal walks into a club...

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Jared Gough is a slut

Your time.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Are you Drew?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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