A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Get in the Batmobile.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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