What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A baby seal walks into a club...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

thumb_up thumb_down -1

women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

47

thumb_up thumb_down -1

penis

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops