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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Obamacare haters

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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