- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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