when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Not Steve Jobs

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Niki Minaj's ass

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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