- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Stop being a centipede

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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