What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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1+1 =? Too

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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