- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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