- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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