- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

connor sucks

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

.....Carrot Top....

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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