why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Whats better than 24? 25.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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