- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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