- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

where are you?

the cast of the jersey shore

Cows go moo.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

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