A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Women.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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:O + :P = 69

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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