What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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