- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Spell: “This word”

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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