- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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