Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Women's Rights.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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